Cher & The Jackson Five. Just because Part II.
Posted: September 30, 2015 Filed under: Hollywood Spinster | Tags: cher, i want you back, i'll be there, jackson five, the love you save Leave a comment
Tina & Cher. Just because.
Posted: September 22, 2015 Filed under: Hollywood Spinster | Tags: cher, tina turner Leave a comment
The Immaculate Spinsteration.
Posted: September 10, 2015 Filed under: Hollywood Spinster | Tags: like a prayer, like a virgin, madonna, montreal, rebel heart, spinsteration, tour, true blue Leave a commentIf you’re this good and this passionate about your craft, I don’t care how old you are or what gender you are, you should never stop. She’s an inspiration. End of. No argument.
Spinny out.
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You know you are a true Hollywood Spinster when…
Posted: September 9, 2015 Filed under: Uncategorized Leave a comment…an ex boyfriend emails and you immediately look on IMDb to see if he’s been working.
The eggs are connected to the Hammbone.
Posted: September 8, 2015 Filed under: Hollywood Spinster | Tags: baby, charlize theron, eggs, hammbone, jennifer westfeldt, jon hamm, mad men, relationship Leave a commentJennifer Westfeldt and her boyfriend, the actor Jon Hamm, have separated after 18 years.
She’s now 45 so her baby-making years are over.
I bring that up because I read an interview where she said she wanted children but Jon didn’t.
She stayed with him anyway and now…Ooops.
Sure, she might be happy enough. An 18 year relationship is a success story, right?
But not if you’ve compromised on a major story arc.
Children.
Then it’s 18 years you can’t get back.
Also, she’s 45 so she’s now a bona fide spinster. Welcome to the club Jen. This bit is for you…
Read my open letter to Spin-sister Charlize (she’s been in and out since I wrote this but it still stands).
I just hope that the 18 years were worth it. That despite his enormous dick he wasn’t an enormous dick to you.
And that you can look back fondly on those almost two decades with some kind of contentment and peace.
If not, good luck making better choices. It’s my new mantra to all women, everywhere.
MAKE. BETTER. CHOICES.
This is true not just of men but of bagels, holiday destinations and hairdressers.
Ironically, all of the above will help you through this rough patch.
You’re welcome.
Spinny out.