The Woman Eats Chocolate TestPosted: April 18, 2013
Last night, I ate my mum’s chocolate.
She left it in my fridge.
I told her that doing so would be a big mistake.
My wide eyes added extra emphasis to the word “big.”
She said, “I’m sure you’ll be able to control yourself.”
And then she left.
Two hours later her chocolate was gone.
You can’t say I didn’t warn her.
And what woman in her right mind lets another gate-keep her chocolate?
I slept very well.
And you know what, I’d do the same thing again.
She’s just knocked at my door. This should be interesting…