“Le Swoon” wins!Posted: February 27, 2012
I just got back home from heckling A-listers at the Vanity Fair party and saw the man in question getting in to a limo.
*cue massive amounts of screeching and swooning*
He was more gorgeous in person than you could ever believe.
It was late. I was tired.
And so here endeth my obsession with the man who makes Clooney look meh.
A perfect ending, I think you’ll agree: he won an Oscar, and I caught a glimpse of his marvellous personage.
Sweet dreams one and all.