The ‘button mushroom’ brigadePosted: December 10, 2011
It shouldn’t matter but it does. I mean, you can’t help but notice.
I had a friend years ago who recalled sleeping with a guy and telling him that he could ‘put it in now’, only for him to say, ‘It is in’.
That relationship didn’t last long.
I mention the ‘button mushroom’ brigade because even though it comes off as mean, men have no problems these days criticising a woman.
The only other vaginas I’ve seen are those super-stretched baldy triangles in porn movies, and they sure as hell don’t look normal to me. If that’s what men are expecting, surely nine times out of then they’re going to be disappointed?
Also, men have an inflated sense of self when it comes to their size. I had one guy tell me how big he was when in reality, his dick wasn’t big, he was. He was 6’4″ and his penis was definitely on the small size, even taking into account scale.
Didn’t stop him boasting about it though.
Weirdly, I’ve never said to a man, ‘You’re gonna love my rocking labia’ or ‘Look at my perfect flaps’.
But then maybe it’s because women are built with the emphasis on the internal (in every respect).
I’ve never been faced with a true ‘button mushroom’ and I hope I never am.
Especially these days. Taking into account how hard a spinster works to be sexy, relevant and unmissable, there could be nothing worse than scoring with a tiddler.
After the effort it now clearly takes to get a man interested, and then into bed, to be faced with a penis that would look better as part of a fairy dreamscape would be mortifying.
I wouldn’t be rude though. Me and my perfect flaps are just too nice.