A festive penisPosted: November 9, 2011
I’m sorry but I can’t go an ENTIRE YEAR without sex.
That would be ridickulous *howls with laughter at terrible pun*
So I’m on the hunt for a festive penis.
To be clear, I’m talking about a real one that’s attached to a man, and not simply powered by a couple of AA’s.
And by festive, I don’t mean it needs to wear a Santa hat or recite the entire Christmas Story script.
But it does need to be available for Christmas cheer, good times and be well versed in the art of giving.
(Although a Santa hat would be a bonus.)