Five Ways to Cope When Everything Goes WrongPosted: October 30, 2011
1. Drink and take drugs.
2. Laugh your pants off. You’re a woman who is coming into her own just as the opposite sex are starting to ignore you. What else can you do but laugh at this cruel joke?
3. Change your identity. Become a man, they have it easier in life.
4. Get in the kitchen. It’s therapeutic! Bake small pies and throw them at attractive younger women.
5. Exercise…your right to be as obnoxious as possible. Seriously, being rude to strangers is a wonderful tension reliever.
I hope this helps.
*or am I?