Jennifer Aniston’s got a BOYFRIEND.Posted: July 28, 2011
Beard or no beard, I have a feeling that this one’s a keeper, and that there may be a baby on the way soon.
I’m not privy to any information but my spindar is on full alert, and I fancy that all this nesting is leading in one direction.
Good for her. I hope she’s very happy because you know how much I love Jen.
But here’s the thing…who’s going to take her place as “Celebrity Spinster Number One?”
Jane Austen is dead.
I’m not famous.
Condaleeza Rice wasn’t funny enough on 30 Rock (that’s a euphemism for ‘she was part of that lot who started the war’.)
Taylor Swift is too young.
Madonna is too botoxed.
And Stephen Fry is a man.
Maybe it’s Kim Cattrall’s turn to step up to the plate? She was, after all, a former “Spinster of the Week”.
I read that the Sex & The City ladies have been shoved aside to make room for the prequel girls. Kim’s Samantha will be played by Blake Lively, who is currently dating Leonardo di Caprio. Maybe being promoted to “Celebrity Spinster Number One” will cheer her up?