Knitted hymenPosted: June 11, 2011
Around 2am last night I texted myself the words, ‘knitted hymen’.
Clearly, I wanted to remind myself of something so that I could write a blog about it at a later date.
Unfortunately, I can’t remember anything from the conversation before or after ‘knitted hymen’ so we’ll never know what spinstery nugget I was about to share with you.
I’m sure it was ground-breaking, insightful and life-changing.
Or total and utter bollocks.
I don’t care. It made me laugh when I read it this morning.
Next week: Felted fallopian tubes.
Spinny out (Literally. I’m so hungover, I’m going back to bed).