Three steps to enlightened SpinsterhoodPosted: May 20, 2011
My brand new (fake) organization, SA (Spinster’s Anonymous), has made the following three declarations.
I intend to follow them to the letter.*
They have been carefully crafted to make sure that I no longer behave like a bitter, chubby slut. You would do well to follow them too.
SPINSTER’S ANONYMOUS MANTRA
1. The next penis you see will belong to your husband.
2. You will not eat bread or pasta more than twice a week.
3. Refrain from rolling eyes when a friend announces a pregnancy/wedding/engagement.
New rules will be added when I see fit.