Two things you should know about HollywoodPosted: May 10, 2011
1. All the men you meet are gay.
2. Everything you see around you, is most likely a movie being made.
So that hot fireman you lusted after at the lights on Beverly this morning. Forget it.
He’s an impoverished artist called Tim, doing a few days background work on a summer blockbuster, and he’s got the hots for a blonde barista called Greg.
That’s just the way it is.
If you want a real fireman, set fire to your house.*
*Don’t do that. Ever.