A Real Life (S)pinataPosted: March 25, 2011
1. It’s making me feel hungry ALL the time.
2. I will never now be able to meet Rachel Ray, and not punch her in the face.
3. Still hungry.
Watching the Food Network 24/7 is the equivalent of being bashed repeatedly over the head with a large grill pan.
It’s making me feel a real life (S)pinata.
Look! My guts are on the floor.
I’m not sure how much more I can take.
*throws remote at Rachel Ray’s colander-shaped head*
*cries Kosher salty tears of despair*